Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Found a Joke

Yep, found it on the Internet of all places. Rather than annoy everyone on my email list, I'm posting it here where very few people will read it. Maybe one of them will annoy their email list.
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place!," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place!" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked..

"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio

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At 10:24 PM, Blogger KPOni said...

That joke makes no sense. Pinocchio is a terrible liar, his nose changes every time he lies, he'd get last place.

At 8:03 PM, Blogger Harry said...

Hey, what's the big idea of demeaning the sanctity of the joke? Who raised you anyway?


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