Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Invade Mexico?

My brother passed this one on to me. I don't know where he got it. I do know that he leans left, hates G. W. Bush, and refers to those f***ing conservatives/Republicans. And yet, we can still find common ground.


- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.

- Once there, demand that the local government provide free
medical care for you and your entire family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc......
- Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not
understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your
children do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal,
presence in Mexico.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.

Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any
other country in the world... Except right here... Land of the naive.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico.

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